Showing posts with label Modern Urban Living. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Modern Urban Living. Show all posts

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Man Beats Toddler in a Detroit Store



On the west side of Detroit, a store camera catches a man aged 25-30 years old maliciously beat, kick, slap, step on, yank, pull, hit in the face with objects and abuse a young toddler, who could not have been more than 2 years old. At the end of the video, the child follows the man as he walks away, still devoted to his caretaker.

To date, the man has not been caught.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Thugs Assault Retarded Woman



Very disturbing video shot in a bad neighborhood in Sacramento, California. Thugs harass and ultimately beat up a retarded woman who is hanging out in a strip mall.

Woman Badly Beaten in McDonald's



In this shocking video, two women get into it with an employee at a McDonald's in Greenwich Village when he tries to check their $50 bill to see if it is a fake or not. One of the women attacks the worker and another woman vaults over the counter to chase the worker into the back of the store so she can attack him. The worker grabs a metal rod and beats the woman with it! He was arrested, but a lot of people are coming to his defense. Apparently he has a prison record.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Pandilla de Jóvenes Ataca a Anciano en Cleveland



I am looking for translators to translate this post into German. Email me if you are interested.

This is the Spanish translation of the
Gang of Teens Attack Elderly Man in Cleveland post. Translator: Fabián Aguilar, a crazy guy from Bogotá, Colombia, who likes Saturdays.

Este un video muy impresionante.

Aparentemente este crimen sucedió en marzo de 2010 en Cleveland, Ohio. Dos hombres caucásicos, uno de 51 y otro de 73, confrontaron a un grupo de adolescentes afroamericanos de edades entre los 15 y 18 que estaban holgazaneando en su propiedad. Los jóvenes se tornaron agresivos, por lo que los dueños se subieron a su auto y condujeron a una tienda cercana para llamar a la policía.

Pero los holgazanes los siguieron hasta el supermercado, mientras el sujeto de 51 años estaba adentro realizando la llamada, los malhechores sacaron del auto al anciano de 73 años y comenzaron a darle una paliza de puños y patadas.

El anciano cayó al suelo y siguió siendo atacado mientras permanecía allí. El señor de 51 años también fue de alguna forma atacado. Ambos hombres fueron atendidos en el hospital, pero uno de ellos sufrió fracturas en su rostro, probablemente el anciano.

La policía arrestó a varios jóvenes pero aún están a la busca de los demás.

Monday, November 08, 2010

Guy Has Tongue Splitting Operation



I am looking for translators to translate this post into German and Estonian. Email me if you are interested.

This video is really sickening! I felt nauseous while watching it because there was so much blood, and it was so disgusting. This one minute video shows an operation to give a sicko body modification freak guy a split tongue. It's not known if it was done by a doctor or an amateur. It comes with a warning saying basically, "Don't try this at home!"

There is a ton of blood in this video. The guy's mouth is literally filled with blood. At the end of the video, the sicko is smiling and happy with his new sick snake forked tongue.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Ruso Loco Salta de Edificio en Edificio



This is the Spanish translation to the Crazy Russian Jumps from Building to Building post. Translator: Fabián Aguilar, a crazy guy from Bogotá, Colombia, who likes Saturdays.

A diferencia de muchos de aquí, este video no contiene gente herida o muerta. En cambio, ¡es un video loco! Este es el último deporte desafiante de Rusia. Creo que lo llaman Parkour Jumping. Consiste en saltar de techo en techo en apartamentos de la época soviética. Comienzan en el edificio más alto y finalizan en el más bajo. Tengo la impresión de que sería una caída de algo así como 30 metros pero puedo estar equivocado.

Aterrizan en colchonetas en el techo siguiente, o bueno, al menos lo intentan. Creo que algunos de ellos se están lastimando en el aterrizaje, especialmente causándose heridas en sus pies.

¡Qué deporte tan loco!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Crazy Russian Jumps from Building to Building



Unlike a lot of videos on here, there is no death or injury in this video. Instead, it's just nuts! This is the latest daredevil sport in Russia. I believe it is called parkour jumping. They jump from the roof of one Soviet era apartment building to the roof of the next one. They start at the higher building and jump to the lower one. Looks like a good 100 foot drop, but I could be wrong.

They land on pads on the target roof, or at least they try to. I think that some of them are getting hurt during the landings, especially foot injuries. This is definitely an insane sport!

Friday, October 08, 2010

Man Stabbed to Death in New York



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This is a pretty amazing video. You can best see the actual sequence of events at the very end of the video. The events take place in Jamaica, Queens, New York late at night.

A young woman walks by dressed in short dress. A man quickly follows her, then corners her on the street, pulls a knife on her and attempts to rob her. Another man, the 31 year old victim, approaches and tries to stop the robber from robbing the woman.

The robber quickly stabs the Good Samaritan and then quickly runs away. The victim staggers away from the scene and falls down on the pavement.

For one hour, many people walk by the man bleeding to death on the sidewalk but do nothing to help. Two men stop, take out their cell phone cameras and take pictures of him bleeding to death on the sidewalk. Another man stops, turns him over, sees he is lying in a pool of blood and then walks away.

Finally, one hour and 20 minutes later, the Fire Department shows up. By that time, the victim is dead. The robber had not yet been caught at the time that the video was made.

At 1:02 in the video, you can see the young woman walking down the street, quickly followed by the robber. At 1:08, he is trying to rob her. At 1:13, the good Samaritan approaches to stop the robbery. At 1:15, the robber has stabbed the Samaritan and is running away. At 1:19, the victim has been stabbed and staggers away to fall on the ground.

Gang of Teens Attack Elderly Man in Cleveland



I am looking for translators to translate this post into German. Email me if you are interested.

Spanish translation (en Español).


This is a pretty shocking video.

Apparently this crime happened in March 2010 in Cleveland, Ohio. Two White men, one 51 and the other 73, confronted a group of Black teens aged 15-18 who were loitering on their property. The teens got belligerent, so the men got in their car and drove to a market down the street to call the cops.

But the teens followed them to the market. While the younger man was inside calling the cops, the teens pulled the 73 year old man out of the car and began pummeling him with punches and kicks. The man fell to the ground and was attacked some more on the ground. The 51 year old man was also somehow attacked. Both men were treated at the hospital, but one of the men suffered facial fractures, probably the 73 year old.

Police arrested several of the teens but were still looking for a few others.

Monday, April 07, 2008

I Stuck Gumby Christ On the Wall

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Updated April 12:

I put Gumby on the wall. He's a Christian Gumby now, a Christ Gumby and a Jesus Gumby and he's up there to writhe and squirm for a long time.

I don't know why I did it. All I know is it was late at night, I was seriously wasted, and I saw Gumby smiling and I thought as usual he was laughing at me and my idiotic life. This time I got so angry that I grabbed Gumby by the throat, grabbed a hammer and nails, and nailed the sucker to the wall where he can laugh at me no more.

I have Gumbys all over my apartment. Pokies too. And plastic dinosaurs. There's stupid plastic cows and a plastic Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder (except my toy Robin is not homosexual like the real one), all real tiny, appropriate for a 50 year-old manchild.

I really want me some little tiny armymen. Then I am gonna line those suckas up on my top shelves and get some rubber bands and play Shoot the Armyman.

I'd like some creepy crawlers but I can't find any anymore. We used to make em with Plastigoop. It was good times. Then they would go on creepy crawler marches all over the whole house, only moving a few crawlers at a time, and then moving each crawler a few steps forward. In this way, the insipid marches could go on hours and hours.

There were two leaders of the crawlers, Horny and Hornet, and they were two green horny toads. They were husband and wife, but I never saw them have sex or anything. My leader was Tim, a red spider. I'm ashamed to admit that I still love Horny, Hornet and especially Tim more than any girlfriend I ever had, but maybe most guys are like that?

My Mom stood there and laughed at us like we were so stupid. "Why do you only move a few at a time?" she asked. You know females always think they are superior to us guys, but they don't get it.

The crawlers were in formation and they were a marching army dammit. Plus we got to crawl around on all fours and that's always fun. I still do it sometimes. I will even bark at you and pretend to bite your heels if you give me enough alcohol.

Plus, all males come from creatures that walked on all fours. That part of the collective unconscious faded in women, and it's now a distant memory they only remember painfully while they are cleaning the floor like they ought to do when they are not getting us beers from the fridge. But with guys it's a real thing. Bipedalism is a new thing to us, as is rudimentary speech. Many males still communicate mostly in grunts to this day.

Well, Gumby Christ has started people worrying in the complex where I live. Some of them still think I am a criminal, but it's good for people to be scared of you around here in the Hood. Now there is a rumor going around that I am insane because I stuck Gumby Christ on the wall.

As long I don't start worshipping him, I think I will be ok. When I start bowing down in front of Gumby Christ and yelling, "He died for my sins! For yours and his and hers and Pokey's too!" I promise I will try to seek help.

I admit I was seriously deranged when I crucified him yesterday but it had to be done. He was leading all the toys around here astray and fomenting rebellion in my apartment. I'm the High Priest in this damned apartment and I won't stand for any rebellions, so I killed Gumby, and that is that. Go make a religion and say he died for your sins if it bothers you so much.

People look at the Gumby on the wall and they say man, that is so stupid. I agree. That is why I did it. I normally never decorate walls because guys leave walls bare, and also I'm usually too neurotic and terrified to stick stuff up. I'm afraid it won't look right.

Gumby has two old paintings on either side of him that don't really match. On another wall is a Jesus mask from Guatemala with two Guatemalan knives on either side framing it. People think that is weird too, but they need to be quiet about it or I will pull off one of the knives and show them how sharp it is.

People see all these Gumbys around here and they start laughing. There's Pokeys around too, a gum-man's gotta ride something, and this is before the iron horse. Hardly anyone around here seems to be on my side, except maybe these friends who keep coming over, but I even wonder about them sometimes. I figure Gumby's on my side at least, so there is some comfort.

Sometimes Gumby does ride Pokey around here for everyone to watch. Also sometimes people come over and Gumby and Pokey might try to have sex with each other, as much as a man and horse can do that without the guy dying. People think that is childish too, and it is, I admit.

People see these stupid Gumbys and and ask me if I like Gumby. I say no, I hate Gumby. Then they ask why do you have all these Gumbys. I tell them I don't know.

On another wall is an evil Devil mask from Guatemala. It has two worthless university degrees on either side. Everyone hates it and says it's evil and gives off bad vibes wants it taken down, but that's why I put it up in the first place.

When they object, I just laugh diabolically and tell them I am the Devil, and ramble off a bunch of other names for him like Beelzebub, El Diablo, Shaytan, Satan, and especially The Evil One. I say, "The Evil One", really evil-like, and then I laugh real loud and say, "That's my name!" People get disturbed when I do that, but that's why I do it, and anyway, it's pretty funny.

I went over to see a friend the other day at his store. He was doing carpentry in the basement. I walked into the basement and asked, "Is this where you store the bodies?" He didn't think that was funny at all and I had to apologize. Some people just can't take a joke.

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