Matador, Nasundutan sa Lalamunan ng Toro

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This is the Tagalog translation of Bullfighter Gored by Bull in Spain.



Ang matador na si Juan Aparicio ay kakila kilabot na nanuwagan o nasundutan ng sungay ng isang toro noong panahon ng tag init 2010. Siya ay nailigtas mula sa pag atake at ayon sa balita, siya ay nasa kritikal na kundisyon habang nasa ospital.

Tingnan ang bagay na nasa kanyang bibig, tila parang sinusubukan niyang lumunok ng isang napaka kapal na pagkaing baka sa isahang lunukan- sa maniwala ka't hindi, iyan ay sungay ng toro. Ito ay napunta sa kanyang dila at diresto palabas sa kanyang bibig. Grabe, napaka pangit na pangyayari.

Ang ganitong insidente ay madalas maganap sa Spain kung saan may gantong uri ng laro. Ang matador na si Juan Aparacio ay nadulas at doon nagsimula ang kanyang pagkapahamak.

Ayoko ng hwego del toro o bullfights, maaari kong saktan ang toro sa gantong kaso, ngunit nasa lalaki ang aking awa. Nakaligtas siya mula sa atake, ngunit sukdulang hindi maganda ang kanyang kalagayan sa ospital matapos ang nangyari.

Bumalik siya muli sa ospital noong June 29,2010 dahil sa impeksyon sa kanyang lalamunan, bibig at panlasa pagkatapos ito operahan para ayusin ang mga ito. Halos ma deklarang wala nang lunas ngunit matatag pa din. Sa ngayon ay wala na akong makita pang updates tungkol sa kanyang kundisyon.

Tarzan se Balance Au-dessus d'une Rivière et se Crash

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This is the French translation of the Tarzan Swings into a River and Crashes post. Translator: Jay Brad.

C'est une vidéo marrante. Deux jeunes hommes blanc américains sont sur la rive d'une large rivière, probablement quelque part aux Etats-Unis. Il y a une solide corde à côté de la rivière. Un des hommes a reculé, probablement de 25 à 30 mètres, et commence à se balancer au-dessus de la rivière a la manière de Tarzan. Il décolle, commence à aller vraiment vite dans les airs, se dirige vers la rivière, et s'explose sur le rivage! Il semblerait également qu'il se soit blessé pendant la chute.

Quel abruti.

Temerarios Caminan El Camino del Rey en España

This is the Spanish translation of the Daredevils Walk El Camino del Rey in Spain post.

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El Camino del Rey es un camino muy estrecho que serpentea a lo largo de los bordes de una quebrada empanada por la montaña en El Chorro, cerca de ¡lora en la provincia de Málaga, España. Málaga está en el extremo sur de la comunidad autónoma del sur de Andalucía, en el Mar Mediterráneo.

Más de 100 años atrás, las represas hidroeléctricas se construyeron en el Chorro del Niágara y las Cataratas del Gaitenejo en la garganta, pero era difícil para los trabajadores hidroeléctrica para ir y venir entre los dos proyectos. Un camino era necesario. Fue empasado en 1901 y se terminó cuatro años más tarde.

La pasarela es sólo alrededor de un metro de ancho y es extremadamente peligrosa. Con los años, ha caído en mal grave estado. La mayoría de las barandillas se han caído y en muchos lugares, el propio camino se ha derrumbado, dejando sólo las barras de acero estrecha y otros objetos para conectar una sección de la pista con la otra. Sin embargo, un cable de seguridad aún se ejecuta a lo largo de la ruta.

En los últimos años, varias personas han caído del El Camino del Rey a la muerte en el desfiladero de cientos de metros aun más abajo. Después de dos muertes, una en 1999 y uno en el año 2000, las dos entradas a la pista fueron cerradas por la Málaga Gobierno Regional. Sin embargo, si este video es prueba alguna, la gente sigue encontrando una manera de caminar esta completamente loca y peligrosa rutay como todos salir a un camino.

Este video es algo extremadamente fuera de las exrtremas y es de locos. Usted tendría que estar loco para caminar en este sendero en la forma que se encuentra, pero muchas personas, en su mayoría hombres jóvenes, al parecer, seguirán hacienda lo de todos modos.

Tarzan Slingert in een Rivier en Stort Neer

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This is the Dutch version of the Tarzan Swings into a River and Crashes post.

Dit is een grappige video. Twee jonge, blanke, Amerikaanse mannen staan naast een rivier, waarschijnlijk ergens in de VS. Er ligt een enorm touw dicht bij de rivier. Een van de twee mannen stapt terug, mischien 20 à 30 meter, en is van plan in de rivier te slingeren, net als die duivelse Tarzan. Hij stijgt op, zwaait snel door de lucht en stort dan op de oever neer. Het ziet er ook naar uit dat hij daarbij gewond geraakt is.

Wat een idioot!

Novello Tarzan si Schianta Come un Coglione

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Hahaha, questo video è uno spasso !

Abbiamo un paio di giovanotti, e sono pure bianchi, che vogliono provare il brivido di lanciarsi con una liana come Tarzan.
Ci troviamo negli Usa e dall'alto della sponda di un fiume il nostro impavido emulo ha in mano una lunga corda (che a me sembra proprio una liana) legata ad un albero.

Siamo ad un'altezza di 20-30 metri dall'acqua e ci si può lanciare nel fiume, yeah!

Pronti, attenti, via : il nostro eroe parte con baldanza ma la liana cede, si allunga ed invece di farsi il bagnetto il nostro Tarzanprecipita rovinosamente a terra.

Probabilmente si è fatto male ma se l'è cercata, il cazzone!

(ndt: peccato che non abbia mollato l'urlo come il vecchio Johnny...hehehe)

Tarzan schwingt sich über einen Fluss und schlägt auf

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This is the German version of the Tarzan Swings into a River and Crashes post.

Das ist ein sehr lustiges Video! Zwei junge weiße Amerikaner sind bei einem großen Fluss, wahrscheinlich irgendwo in den USA. Da ist ein großes Seil an der einen Seite des Flusses. Einer der Männer ging ein paar Schritte zurück, vielleicht etwa 20-30 Meter, und will sich wie Tarzan Richtung Fluss stürzen! Er springt ab, wird sehr schnell in der Luft, fliegt Richtung Fluss und kracht am Ufer auf! Es sieht so aus als hätte er sich durch den Aufprall auch verletzt.

Was für ein Idiot!

Skateboarder hat schweren Unfall und verletzt seine Eier

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This is the German translation of the Skateboarder Has Serious Accident and Hurts His Balls post.

Verdammt das hat wehgetan, selbst beim zuschauen. Das Skateboard ist scheinbar absichtlich in zwei Teile zerbrochen, nur um die Dinge noch schlechter zu machen.

Ein junger Skateboarder rollt über eine riesige Menge von Betonstufen, vielleicht sind es um die 10-15 Stufen. Er schlägt am Boden auf und scheint seine Hoden ernsthaft verletzt zu haben. Er springt auf und ab, heult und schreit "Ahhhh! Scheiße meine Eier!"

Armer Junge! Ich hoffe er wurde nicht ernsthaft verletzt.

Daredevils Walk El Camino del Rey in Spain

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Spanish translation (en Español).

The Camino del Rey is a very narrow pathway that winds along the edges of a steep mountain gorge in El Chorro, near near Álora in the province of Málaga, Spain. Málaga is in the far south of the southern autonomous community of Andalucia, on the Mediterranean Sea.

Over 100 years ago, hydroelectric dams were built at Chorro Falls and Gaitenejo Falls in the gorge, but it was difficult for hydroelectric workers to go back and forth between the two projects. A pathway needed to be built. It was commissioned in 1901 and finished four years later.

The walkway is only about one yard wide and it is extremely treacherous. Over the years, it has fallen into serious disrepair. Most of the handrails have fallen off and in many places, the trail itself has collapsed, leaving only narrow steel bars or other objects to connect one section of the trail with the other. A safety wire still runs along the path though.

In recent years, several people have fallen from El Camino del Rey to their deaths in the gorge hundreds of feet below. After two deaths, one in 1999 and one in 2000, both entrances to the trail were closed by the Málaga Regional Government. Yet if this video is any evidence, people are still finding a way to hike this completely insane and dangerous as all get out trail.

This video is wild. You would have to be insane to hike on this trail in the shape it's in, but many people, mostly young males, apparently continue to do anyway.

Marcin Wasilewski Broken Leg Video

Marcin Wasilewski is a soccer player who plays the defender position for the Polish national team and for the RSC Anderlect team. He has an impressive goal record for a defensive player. On August 30, 2009, he suffered an open leg fracture of the fibia and tibia in the 24th minute of what later became a 1-1 tie in a game between Anderlect and Standard Liege.

A Standard Liege player, Axel Witsel, made a challenge that knocked him to the ground and broke his leg. Witsel received sanctions for the offense and was later suspended for eight games. Wasilewski underwent surgery for the fractures.

Nearly a year later, on May 8, 2010, Wasilewski made a triumphant comeback to the game.

This video shows his injury followed by the events that ensued with a very haunting classical score in the background.

Billy Joe Blythe Martial Arts Student, Willie J. Dennis, Nearly Beats a Man to Death in Martial Arts Match

In this outrageous video, a student of the famed martial arts fighter Billy Joe Blythe is challenged by a low-IQ, possibly retarded man, to a martial arts fight. Blythe's student is named Willie J. Dennis. Both Dennis and the challenger are Black. The challenger fights Dennis, but Dennis pummels him very badly, and the challenger is seriously injured.

Finally, the audience jumps in and breaks up the match as the challenger bleeds on the ground. The challenger was nearly beaten to death by Dennis. I am not sure what the resolution of this matter was, whether Dennis was charged in this fight or not, or what happened to the challenger in medical terms.

Maniacs on Top of a Crane in Paris

This video is really crazy! Some crazy young French guys climb onto a crane above Paris and then start doing calisthenics, in particular pullups, on the crane. The crane is extremely high off the ground, maybe many hundreds of feet or more. If they mess up and can't pull themselves up to the bar with the pullups, they are really screwed.

Either one of their friends will have to help them to the bar, or they will lose their grip and fall. One guy seems to have a hard time pulling himself back up to the bar after one of his pullups, but he finally makes it.

The background is apparently a French version of the Sex Pistols "Friggin in the Riggin'"

Bullfighter Gored in the Throat by a Bull

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Tagalog translation here.

Bullfighter Juan Aparicio horribly gored by a bull in Summer 2010. He barely survived the attack and last heard from was in very serious condition in the hospital.

See that thing in his mouth, like he's trying to swallow a thick beef jerky stick all at once? Believe it or not, that's the bull's horn. The bull's horn went into his tongue and straight out of his mouth. Damn, nasty stuff.

This incident got a lot of play in Spain in the summer of 2010. The matador, Julio Aparicio, slipped, and that's where he messed up.

I hate these bullfights, so I should probably root for the bull in this case, but I did feel sorry for the guy. He survived the attack, but he was in extremely bad shape in the hospital right after the attack. He was back in the hospital on June 29, 2010 from an infection following surgery to reconstruct his throat, mouth and palate. His condition was listed as grave but stable. I don't have any further updates on his condition.

This guy's lucky to be alive.

Skate Boarder Nabayagan Sa Sakit!

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This is the Tagalog translation of the Skateboarder Has Serious Accident and Hurts His Balls post.

Napakasakit kahit na tinitignan mo lang, ang skateboard ay nahati sa dalawa.

Isang bata ang naglalaro ng skate board na bumagsak sa isang sementadong hagdan mga 10-15 hagdanan at pagdating sa ibaba ay nasaktan ng tudo-tudo ang kanyang bayag! Sumisigaw siya habang patalon-talon na isinisigaw ang bayag ko!

Kawawang bata sana hindi siya masyadong nasaktan!

Hideous Diving Board Accident in a Pool

This post is just sad! It takes place at the US Diving Championships competition in Indianapolis. Fifteen year old Greg Ferucci does a triple or quadruple flip on a diving board and hits his head on the board very hard.

He goes into the water, and is knocked unconscious. His coach quickly dives into the water fully clothed to rescue him. As his coach pulls him to the edge of the pool, we can see that Greg is suffering convulsions from the way his body is shaking. EMT's quickly rush to the scene to help him.

All around a terrible injury for a very young man. Sad video. Let's all hope that he didn't permanently injure himself and that he has made a good recovery. Reports on the accident say he suffered a skull fracture and a concussion and afterwards was said to be recovering. The incident may have taken place in Spring 2006.

Diving Board Face Plant

This video is just ugly. A woman swimmer attempts to do a reverse back flip on a diving board, but something goes badly wrong and she hits her head on the diving board. She seems to be ok since she was not knocked out by the injury and she is not having convulsions in the water, but blows to the head are never a good idea.

After the blow, she goes into the water, goes under for a bit, but then comes to the surface and swims to the edge of the pool. Let's hope she's ok and she did not suffer any serious injury in this incident.

Un Skateur a un Grave Accident et se Fait Mal aux Couilles!

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This is the French translation of the Skateboarder Has Serious Accident and Hurts His Balls post.

Aïe, ça fait mal, rien que de regarder. En plus le skate se casse en deux, histoire de rendre les choses encore pires.

Un jeune skateur saute par-dessus un grand escalier de 10-15 marches. Il se crashe à l’arrivée et apparemment il se prend un bon coup entre les jambes. Il saute dans tous les sens et hurle : « Aaaaaah, mes couilles ! »

Pauvre gars ! J’espère qu’il n’a pas été gravement blessé.

Tarzán Se Balancea Hacia un Río y Se Estrella

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This is the Spanish translation of Tarzan Swings into a River and Crashes. Translator: Fabián Aguilar, a crazy guy from Bogotá, Colombia, who likes Saturdays.

Este es un video gracioso. Dos jovenes estadounidenses están a las orillas de un largo río. Hay una gran cuerda al lado del río. Un sujeto a retrocedido tal vez unos 30 metros y pretende balancearce para aterrizar en el río como si fuera un maldito Tarzán. Despega, adquiere bastante velocidad, se aproxima hacia el río y, ¡se estrella contra la orilla! Al parecer también se lastimó en el choque.

¡Qué idiota!

Un Skater Tiene un Grave Accidente y Se Hace Daño en los Huevos

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This is the Spanish translation of the Skateboarder Has Serious Accident and Hurts His Balls post.

Dios mío, eso ha debido de doler, tan sólo mirarlo duele. Encima la tabla de skate se partió en dos también, para empeorar las cosas.

Un chico skater salta por encima de un montón de escalones de cemento, tal vez 10 o 15 escalones. Al llegar al final choca y parece que sus testículos han sido gravemente heridos. Se pone a saltar de un lado para otro mientras chilla y grita: "¡Aaaaaaaau! ¡¡Joder, mis cojones!!".

¡Pobre chico! Espero que no se lesionara gravemente.

Skateboarder Has Serious Accident and Hurts His Balls

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Damn that hurt, even just to watch. The skateboard actually deliberately snapped in half too, just to make things even worse.

A kid skateboarder goes off a huge set of concrete stairs, maybe 10-15 stairs. He crashes at the bottom and seems to have seriously hurt his testicles. He's jumping up and down and crying, yelling, "Owwwww! My fucking balls!!"

Poor guy! I hope he wasn't badly hurt.

Weightlifter Tries to Lift Half-Ton Barbell, Nearly Dies

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This video is supposed to be gross, sick and horrible, but I was laughing the whole time.

Some meathead fool tries to lift a 1000 pound barbel. I guess he sort of succeeds, I mean he's able to hold it. Then it crushes him down towards the floor and he pukes all over the head judge (LOL!). Then they help him put him back on the bar. After that he almost dies. I mean he passes out (Lulz!).

Unfortunately, he doesn't die. I was really hoping this guy would die, because I like to see idiots get killed. Serves em right! I mean, if you do that, you're dumber than a housepet. A housepet is generally terrified of anything that has like a 2% chance in Hell of killing them. Only humans defy fate like this.

Sadly, he doesn't die, he just passes out. When he finally comes to, they help him to his feet. Then all the other meatheads give him a big cheer, too bad not a Bronx one. What they are cheering for I have no idea. For puking halfway across a room and aiming right at the ump's face? That took balls, admit it. For passing out on the floor in front of chicks? I hope not. For not dying even though he deserves to? I guess.

Let me tell you something, Logan Lacy. If I were God, I would have killed you just for even thinking about tempting me with this stunt!

Hang on a sec. I have God on the phone:

"Do not fuck with me, Logan Lacy, you meathead punk! I kill 10,000's of people every day who don't even deserve it. Don't mock me, buddy! Don't even think about it! You thought this was nasty? Hell, I was being nice! You don't even want to deal with me when I'm in a bad mood, buddy!"