Strangeness on the Beach in Jamaica

I don't understand this video. Is she enjoying it, or is she getting mad? Are those guys having fun, or is this a form or hostility? The link I clicked to take me to this video said, "White woman humiliated on beach in Jamaica." There is supposedly a name for this sort "dancing," and it's normal to dance like this in hip-hop dance halls in the UK, where the dancers are probably mostly Jamaicans.

This is called "daggering" or "muh-dicking," and is popular in dance-hall culture in Jamaica. However, people are trying to replicate the extreme sexual moves of daggering in the bedroom and there have been many cases of damaged penises over the past year. Some of the injuries have been permanent. Yes, you can break your dick, and it's not funny at all. Injury usually happens during sex, and you need to get to an emergency room right away. Woman on top is the usual position.

Matador, Nasundutan sa Lalamunan ng Toro

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This is the Tagalog translation of Bullfighter Gored by Bull in Spain.



Ang matador na si Juan Aparicio ay kakila kilabot na nanuwagan o nasundutan ng sungay ng isang toro noong panahon ng tag init 2010. Siya ay nailigtas mula sa pag atake at ayon sa balita, siya ay nasa kritikal na kundisyon habang nasa ospital.

Tingnan ang bagay na nasa kanyang bibig, tila parang sinusubukan niyang lumunok ng isang napaka kapal na pagkaing baka sa isahang lunukan- sa maniwala ka't hindi, iyan ay sungay ng toro. Ito ay napunta sa kanyang dila at diresto palabas sa kanyang bibig. Grabe, napaka pangit na pangyayari.

Ang ganitong insidente ay madalas maganap sa Spain kung saan may gantong uri ng laro. Ang matador na si Juan Aparacio ay nadulas at doon nagsimula ang kanyang pagkapahamak.

Ayoko ng hwego del toro o bullfights, maaari kong saktan ang toro sa gantong kaso, ngunit nasa lalaki ang aking awa. Nakaligtas siya mula sa atake, ngunit sukdulang hindi maganda ang kanyang kalagayan sa ospital matapos ang nangyari.

Bumalik siya muli sa ospital noong June 29,2010 dahil sa impeksyon sa kanyang lalamunan, bibig at panlasa pagkatapos ito operahan para ayusin ang mga ito. Halos ma deklarang wala nang lunas ngunit matatag pa din. Sa ngayon ay wala na akong makita pang updates tungkol sa kanyang kundisyon.

Caged Lion Attacks Man in Iran

This video is too much!

The video was apparently shot in Iran judging from the appearances of the people in the video and the fact that they are speaking Farsi, or Persian.

A man, apparently a janitor or maintenance man, was working in and around the cage of a lion somewhere in Iran. The lion's cage is indoors for some reason. Somehow, the lion attacks the worker and has the worker in its jaws. Another man is there yelling and somehow trying to get the lion to quit biting the man.

This goes on for some time as the poor guy struggles to get away from the lion and the lion seems to be gnawing away at him and pulling him into its cage, apparently to eat him. The lion has grasped the man around his shoulder area.

A group of men arrive, but can't seem to figure out what to do about this very odd situation, so they don't do much of anything. Finally, a man in a uniform arrives, who may be a policeman or a military man. He has a pistol in his hand. He approaches the cage and shoots the lion a few times. The lion bounces backgrounds, releases the man from its jaws, then lets out a load moan as it dies. It did take a few shots to put the lion down.

Medical personnel then arrive on the scene and start going to work on the man who was chomped by the lion. It seems like maybe he is going to make it, but we can't be sure.

An extremely crazy video, one of the wildest I have ever posted!

Bullfighter Gored in the Throat by a Bull

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Bullfighter Juan Aparicio horribly gored by a bull in Summer 2010. He barely survived the attack and last heard from was in very serious condition in the hospital.

See that thing in his mouth, like he's trying to swallow a thick beef jerky stick all at once? Believe it or not, that's the bull's horn. The bull's horn went into his tongue and straight out of his mouth. Damn, nasty stuff.

This incident got a lot of play in Spain in the summer of 2010. The matador, Julio Aparicio, slipped, and that's where he messed up.

I hate these bullfights, so I should probably root for the bull in this case, but I did feel sorry for the guy. He survived the attack, but he was in extremely bad shape in the hospital right after the attack. He was back in the hospital on June 29, 2010 from an infection following surgery to reconstruct his throat, mouth and palate. His condition was listed as grave but stable. I don't have any further updates on his condition.

This guy's lucky to be alive.

Half Man, Half Tree In Indonesia

This video is very weird! The man in the video is named Dee Dee, and he is half man, half tree! Dee Dee is 35 years old and lives in Indonesia. At age 15, he cut his knee with a knife. Soon afterward, warty growths began appearing on the knee. He ignored it, and a while later, the warts began to spread to the point where his hands and feet look like tree roots.

He can't get a job, and his wife left him. He relies on his parents for support. Doctors are at a loss about what to do about him. But a doctor in the US who saw video on the man on the Discovery Channel is going to try to treat him with high doses of Vitamin A.

A very weird video!

Man Has Hole in His Head

This is a very disturbing video. An elderly man with a hole in his head approximately in the region of left eye speaks to the camera for a couple of minutes, laughing the whole time.

The man apparently had a tumor somewhere in his head, possibly of the optical nerve. In order to remove it, they had to carve out a good portion of the guy's head.

It's amazing what people can go through and still somehow survive.

Hombre con Gusanos en Su Nariz

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This is the Spanish translation of the Man Has Maggots in His Nose post. Translator: Fabián Aguilar, a crazy guy from Bogotá, Colombia, who likes Saturdays.

Hay aquí otro increíble video.

Este muestra una operación en India de un hombre que sufre de miasis nasal, la cual ocurre cuando las moscas depositan sus larvas dentro de la nariz de alguien durmiendo en la noche.

Hechos sobre esta enfermedad:

Es muy rara. Sin embargo es muy común en India por ser un país tropical. Es una afección desmoralizante para el paciente que la sufre.

Una serie de 13 casos fue estudiada en 1992. Todos los casos mostraron lo siguiente: Atrofia de las turbinas nasales, sangrado, putrefacción de la carne y presencia de gusanos en el interior de las fosas nasales.

La sinusitis maxilar fue la afección más peligrosa en estos casos. Y celulitis difusa en un 68.2% de los pacientes.

Las personas entre los 61 y 70 años presentan el número más alto de casos de esta enfermedad (38.5%).

El tratamiento incluye una ducha nasal con sprays, removiendo los gusanos con pinzas y con la ayuda visual de una sonda.

El nombre cientÍfico de la mosca es chrysomyia bezziana.

Des Blessures et les Infections Horribles

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Spanish translation (en Español).

This is the French translation of the Horrible Injuries and Infections post.

Voici une série de photos de blessures terribles et infections sur des jeunes.

Après une horrible blessure durant laquelle un homme ivre s'est empalé sur une cloture à pointes. D'autres en sont morts.

Même blessure. Ça c'est du gras. Voilà à quoi ressemble le gras que l'on a sous la peau. Enorme hein?

Les deux premières photos concernent une incroyable blessure qu'un jeune homme s'est infligé de façon assez stupide. Il était en train de franchir une clôture à pointes, pendant qu'il était ivre. Il s'est pris la jambe dans une pointe, il n'a pas pu avancer ni reculer, il est resté bloqué durant 5 minutes pendant que la pointe pénétrait dans sa jambe, jusqu'à 10 cm. À la fin, son ami à pousser la jambe vers le haut, ainsi il a pu se dégager et tomber de la clôture. Moralité: n'escaladez pas les clôtures en étant ivre.

Le staphylocoque doré de l'enfer. Chaque petit bout de chair de ce fichu gars doit être coupé comme si c'était le diable en personne.

Voici une photo d'une infection par staphylocoque doré. C'est moche, hein? Un jeune homme a contracté cette infection et a été mis en quarantaine durant une semaine à l'hôpital alors que trois docteurs différents essayaient toutes sortes d'antibiotiques pour tuer le microbe. Il lui ont injecté une tonne d'antibiotique par intraveineuse, malgré cela le patient a fait une septicémie et on a du lui couper chaque partie de chair touchée par l'infection.

Une cloueuse tire un clou, et il se plante juste pile poil dans trois phalanges.

Le père d'un homme était en train de travailler avec une cloueuse dans son atelier quand un morceau de métal a heurté et enlevé la sécurité de l'appareil, tirant un clou et embrochant trois doigts d'un coup! La phalange du majeur a été explosée et le nerf de l'index coupé.

Tournevis dans le pied.

En Angleterre, le jeune homme ne comprend pas ce qui se passe. La dernière chose qu'il a vu était un tournevis par terre, ensuite il a senti le tournevis enfoncé dans son pied. Il a crié, pleuré et vomi lorsqu'il a vu la blessure. Puis il s'est presque évanoui. La chose étrange est qu'il ne s'est pas blessé gravement. Il avait juste mal d'une façon étrange. C'est mauvais qu'ils aient fait du social, ainsi la chirurgie pour enlever le tournevis a été gratuite. Le socialisme est néfaste, n'est-ce pas?

Man Has Maggots in His Nose

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Spanish translation (en Español).

Yet another incredible video.

This shows an operation in India on an Indian man who is suffering from nasal myiasis, which occurs when flies lay their larvae inside someone's nose when they fly in the nose while the person is sleeping at night.

Facts on the disease:

It is rare in the world, but it is quite common in India, since India is a tropical country. It is a particularly demoralizing condition for a patient to suffer from.

A series in 1992 looked at 13 cases. Atrophy of the nasal turbinates, bloody discharge from the nose, necrotic material in the nose and the presence of maggots was seen in all cases.

Maxillary sinusitis was the major complication, being present in all cases. Diffuse cellulitis was also found in 68.2% of patients.

The 61-70 yr old group had the greatest number of cases at 38.5%.

The treatment involves spraying a turpentine nasal douche into the nose and then removing with maggots by hand with a camera probe with a long tweezers tip.

The fly was identified as chrysomyia bezziana.

Use of a mosquito net is the best prevention. It keeps the fly from flying into your nose and laying eggs while you sleep.

Lesiones e Infecciones Horribles

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French translation (en Français).

This is the Spanish translation of the Horrible Injuries and Infections post. Translator: Victoria Taus.

Estas son una serie de fotos de lesiones e infecciones que tienen algunos jóvenes.

La consecuencia de una herida horrible en la cual un hombre alcoholizado clavo su pierna en un cerco con púas. Alguna gente ah muerto de esta forma, clavados en cercas con púas.

La misma herida. Eso que se ve es grasa. Así es como la grasa bajo tu piel luce. Muy desagradable, no?

Las primeras dos fotos son de una lesión increíble que un joven adquirió en una manera muy estúpida. Estaba tratando de subir a una cerca con púas mientras estaba borracho. Pero su pierna se quedo atascada en una púa! No se podía mover para adelante ni para atrás y se quedo atascado ahí por 5 minutos mientras la púa lentamente se incrustaba profundamente en su pierna.

Esta llego a penetrar unos 10 cm. Su amigo finalmente empujo su pierna para arriba y así el pudo caerse del cerco. No es bueno trepar cercos cuando borracho!

La infección MRSA del infierno. Cada pedazo de carne que este bichito del espacio exterior toco tubo que ser extraída, así como si se tratase del mismo Diablo.

Esta es una foto de una infección MRSA. Fea, verdad? Un hombre joven adquirió una infección MRSA y lo mantuvieron en aislamiento por una semana en el hospital mientras que tres diferentes médicos competían entre ellos para probar diferentes antibióticos en order de matar este bicho.

Ellos le inyectaron una tonelada de antibióticos intravenosos pero aun así el tubo un choc séptico y cada pedacito de carne que el MRSA había colonizado tubo que ser extirpada.

Una pistola de clavos dispara un clavo, y atraviesa 3 de los nudillos de un hombre.

El padre de un hombre estaba trabajando en un galpón con una pistola de clavos cuando una pieza de metal pego en el botón de seguridad y la hizo disparar, tirando un clavo justo a través de tres de sus dedos! De hecho, el clavo atravesó tres de sus nudillos. El nudillo de entre medio fue completamente destrozado y el nervio en su dedo indice fue cortado.

Destornillador penetra el pie de un hombre.

Un hombre joven en el UK no esta seguro que es lo que paso. Lo ultimo que el vio fue un destornillador caído en el suelo, y lo próximo que descubrió fue que el destornillador estaba incrustado en su pie. El grito, lloro, y vomito cuando vio la lesión. Casi perdió el conocimiento. Lo mas extraño de todo esto es que no sintió mucho dolor. Era un dolor extraño.

Que lastima que allí tengan medicina socializada, por lo tanto la operación para removerlo fue gratis. No era maligno el socialismo?

Horrible Injuries and Infections

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This is a series of photos of some terrible injuries and infections that men in the US and UK received.

Aftermath of a horrible injury in which a drunken man impaled his leg on a spiked fence. People have died form getting impaled on spiked fences.

Same injury. That's fat. That's what the fat under your skin looks like. Gross huh?

The first two photos are of an incredible injury that a young man got in a very stupid way. He was trying to climb a fence with some spikes on it while he was drunk. His leg got stuck on a spike! He could go neither forwards nor backwards and was just stuck there for 5 minutes as the spike slowly moved deeper into his leg. It penetrated a full 10 cm. His friend finally pushed his leg up so he could fall off the fence. Don't climb spiked fences while drunk!

The MRSA infection from Hell. Every bit of flesh that this bugger from outer space touched had to be excised, as if it was of the Devil Himself.

This is a photo of a MRSA infection. Nasty huh? A young man got a MRSA infection and was in isolation for a week in the hospital while three different doctors tried to one-up each other trying different antibiotics to kill the bug. They pumped a ton of IV antibiotics into him and he still went septic and every bit of flesh that the MRSA touched had to be excised.

A nail gun fires a nail, and in goes right through 3 of a man's knuckles.

A man's father was working in the shed with a nail gun when a piece of metal hit the safety and set it off, shooting a nail clear through three of his fingers! It actually went right through three of his knuckles. The middle knuckle was shattered completely and the nerve in his index finger was severed.

Screwdriver penetrating a man's foot.

A young man in the UK doesn't really know what happened here. Last thing he saw there was a screwdriver lying flat on the ground, and the next thing he knew the screwdriver was somehow embedded in his foot. He screamed, cried, and vomited when he saw the wound. Then he almost passed out. The strange thing is that it did not even hurt that much. It just ached in a strange way. Too bad they have socialized medicine there so the surgery to remove it was free. Isn't socialism evil?

Un Bisturí un Quiste

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¡Este vídeo verdaderamente es dégoutante!

Creo que se trata de un vídeo médico.

Parece que hubiera sido grabada en un gabinete médico. Muestra simplemente la incisión de un quiste horrible, un botón o un furúnculo donde algo de este género. Visto su aspecto diríamos un quiste sebáceo.

Me gusta apresurarme mucho los botones, hasta a mi cama. Sé que esto puede dejar cicatrices, pero honestamente, es difícil, sobre todo si sus manos sonido limpios, justo después de una ducha y qué botones están dispuestos a salir disparados.

Esta cosa del vídeo es "El botón más diabólico jamás creado". El aparato todavía aspira y todavía, parece un pozo sin fondo. Justo cuando se piensa que el doctor consiguió 0 acabar, este endiablado botón resurge y entrega el combate una vez más.

Para ellos todos los que me maldicen de haber enviado esta estupidez, quiero darle a conocer que lo puse para hacer adelantar la ciencia, aquí.

어마어마한 여드름 짜내기

This is a Korean translation of the One Lance One Cyst post. This post was translated by 이기철 (부산외고2학년).

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나는 단지 의학적 지식을 궁구히 하는 목적으로 올렸을 뿐입니다이 비디오는 정말 역겹습니다.

전 이걸 단지 의학 비디오로 보고있습니다. 아마도 진료실에서 촬영한것 같군요. 보기엔 더러운 낭종 (혹은 염증, 여드름 아니면 다른 어떤걸)을 채혈하고 있습니다. 외관상으로는 피지낭으로 보입니다.

전 중년이지만 여드름 터뜨리는걸 좋아합니다. 흉터를 남긴다는 건 알지만 솔직하게 말하면 특히 당신이 손을 깨끗이 씻고 샤워를 자주 한다면 여드름은 없어질 것이고 문제가 되지 않을겁니다.

여기에 나오는 건 역사상 가장 무시무시한 여드름 같군요. 계속 짜내자 서서히 줄어들어 끝날 것 처럼 보입니다. 의사가 막 끝낼거라고 생각하는 순간 이 여드름은 또 다시 우글우글 쏟아집니다.

당신이 내가 이 영상을 올린데에 불만스럽다면.

Un Bisturi una Cisti

This is an Italian translation of the One Lance One Cyst video by Natalie of France.

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Questo video è veramente disgustoso !

Penso si tratti di un film medicale.

Pare sia stato girato in un ambulatorio. Si vede semplicemente l’incisione di una cisti mostruosa, o un brufolo o qualcosa del genere. Dal suo aspetto sembra una cisti sebacea.

Mi piace molto schiacciarmi i brufoli, pure alla mia età. Lo so che poi possono rimanere delle cicatrici, ma onestamente è difficile, soprattutto se le mani sono pulite, dopo la doccia e che i brufoli sono pronti a scoppiare.

Questa cosa nel video è il "più terribile brufolo che si sia mai visto." L’apparecchio aspira sempre di più, sembra che il brufolo sia dotato di una produzione di sebo eterna. Proprio quando si comincia a sperare che il dottore stia finendo, quel dannato brufolo ressuscita e combatte di nuovo.

A tutti quelli che mi malediscono di aver pubblicato questa cazzata, il mio intento è di far progredire la scienza, ecco.

Un Bistouri Un Kyste

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Cette vidéo est vraiment dégoutante!

Je pense qu'il s'agit d'une vidéo médicale.

Il semble qu'elle ait été tournée dans un cabinet médical. Elle montre tout simplement l'incision d'un horrible kyste, bouton ou furoncle où quelque chose de ce genre. Vu son aspect on dirait un kyste sébacé.

J'aime beaucoup me presser les boutons, même à mon age (mûr). Je sais que ça peut laisser des cicatrices, mais honnêtement, c'est difficile, surtout si vos mains son propres, juste après une douche et que le boutons est prêt à exploser.

Cette chose dans la vidéo est "Le bouton le plus diabolique jamais créé". L'appareil aspire encore et encore, cette chose semble un puits sans fond. Juste quand on pense que le docteur a réussi 0 terminer, ce satané bouton resurgit et livre le combat une fois de plus.

Pour tous ceux qui me maudissent d'avoir posté cette connerie, je tiens à vous faire savoir que je l'ai mise pour faire avancer la science, voilà.

One Lance One Cyst

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This video is really gross!

I think it's just a medical video. Looks like it was shot in a doctor's office. It simply shows the lancing of some horrible cyst - boil - zit or whatever it is. From the looks of it, it appears to be a sebaceous cyst.

I love to pop me a zit or two, even in middle age. I know it's supposed to leave scars, but honestly, it hardly ever does, especially if your hands are clean, you're just out of the shower, and the zit is ready to blow.

This thing in the movie is like the Most Evil Zit That Ever Was. The sucker just goes on and on and seems to have eternal life or something. Just when you think the doc's finally got the last of it, this damn Zit Christ up and resurrects to fight once again.

For all you who bitch about me posting this crap, I'm posting this in the furtherance of medical science, so there.