Showing posts with label Too Fucked Up To Live. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Too Fucked Up To Live. Show all posts

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Matador, Nasundutan sa Lalamunan ng Toro



I am looking for translators to translate this post into German. Email me if you are interested.

This is the Tagalog translation of Bullfighter Gored by Bull in Spain.




Ang matador na si Juan Aparicio ay kakila kilabot na nanuwagan o nasundutan ng sungay ng isang toro noong panahon ng tag init 2010. Siya ay nailigtas mula sa pag atake at ayon sa balita, siya ay nasa kritikal na kundisyon habang nasa ospital.

Tingnan ang bagay na nasa kanyang bibig, tila parang sinusubukan niyang lumunok ng isang napaka kapal na pagkaing baka sa isahang lunukan- sa maniwala ka't hindi, iyan ay sungay ng toro. Ito ay napunta sa kanyang dila at diresto palabas sa kanyang bibig. Grabe, napaka pangit na pangyayari.

Ang ganitong insidente ay madalas maganap sa Spain kung saan may gantong uri ng laro. Ang matador na si Juan Aparacio ay nadulas at doon nagsimula ang kanyang pagkapahamak.

Ayoko ng hwego del toro o bullfights, maaari kong saktan ang toro sa gantong kaso, ngunit nasa lalaki ang aking awa. Nakaligtas siya mula sa atake, ngunit sukdulang hindi maganda ang kanyang kalagayan sa ospital matapos ang nangyari.

Bumalik siya muli sa ospital noong June 29,2010 dahil sa impeksyon sa kanyang lalamunan, bibig at panlasa pagkatapos ito operahan para ayusin ang mga ito. Halos ma deklarang wala nang lunas ngunit matatag pa din. Sa ngayon ay wala na akong makita pang updates tungkol sa kanyang kundisyon.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Schwarzer Mann mit gespaltenem Gesicht



Spanish version here (en Español).

Ich habe nicht die leiseste Ahnung was dieses Bild darstellen soll, aber es ist auf jeden Fall ekelhaft. Offenbar ist dieser arme Mann noch am leben, auch wenn es unmöglich scheint. Das zeigt das man trotz einem Gesichtsspaltungsunfall irgendwie überleben kann, so wie der arme arabische Junge in diesem Video. Ich hoffe dieser Kerl hatte eine rekonstruktive Chirurgie. Ich würde es hassen für immer so herumzulaufen.

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Bullfighter Gored in the Throat by a Bull



I am looking for translators to translate this post into German. Email me if you are interested.

Tagalog translation here.


Bullfighter Juan Aparicio horribly gored by a bull in Summer 2010. He barely survived the attack and last heard from was in very serious condition in the hospital.

See that thing in his mouth, like he's trying to swallow a thick beef jerky stick all at once? Believe it or not, that's the bull's horn. The bull's horn went into his tongue and straight out of his mouth. Damn, nasty stuff.

This incident got a lot of play in Spain in the summer of 2010. The matador, Julio Aparicio, slipped, and that's where he messed up.

I hate these bullfights, so I should probably root for the bull in this case, but I did feel sorry for the guy. He survived the attack, but he was in extremely bad shape in the hospital right after the attack. He was back in the hospital on June 29, 2010 from an infection following surgery to reconstruct his throat, mouth and palate. His condition was listed as grave but stable. I don't have any further updates on his condition.

This guy's lucky to be alive.

Lalaking May Nakabaong Pala Sa Ulo



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Spanish translation (en Español).

This is the Tagalog translation of the
Man Has a Shovel in His Head post.

Dito sa kakaibang videong ito, isang lalaking may edad 21, at ang kanyang kapartrner sa krimen, ay nagnanakaw sa Manaus, Brazil. Hindi ko lang sigurado kung sila ay nagnanakaw lang sa bahay-bahay o pumapatay pa ng nakatira sa kanilang pinagnakawan.

Minsan sinira nila ang mga bahay at ang mga taong nakasaksi ay hinabol sila at inatake at lumaban. Ang lalaki sa video ay nabaril ng 7 beses pero nakatakbo pa ng buhay no u. Bukod dito nahagip pa siya ng isang pala na sa tindi ng pagkakapalo ay bumaon sa ulo niya! Sa video, nagpapagulong- gulong siya sa lupa, duguan na nakabaon ang pala ssa ulo niya. Di kapanipaniwala!

Pero sa videong ito, ang lalaking ito ay hindi inosente di katulad ng ibang video.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Ricardo Lopez Live Internet Suicide Video



The story of Ricardo Lopez is a very sad one. He grew up in Florida and was remembered well by many of his friends as a kind, sensitive, artistic and intelligent boy.

After high school, he moved out and moved away from home to another state. He always had a weight problem, but it got a lot worse. He got holed up in his apartment all the time, never going out, and his mental health got worse and worse.

He decided that he was in love with the singer Björk, and turned into a stalker. He become one of those obsessed fan types. He made many videos on the Internet in which he was obviously not very stable.

He talked about his love for Björk, how he was in love with her, and also how he wanted to torture and kill her. Why stalkers wish to kill the woman they think they are in love with is not known. He made an acid-spraying bomb and mailed it to Björk, but fortunately it was intercepted before it could do any harm. It later turned out that he was furious at her for dating a Black man.

Before the police could arrest him, he had videotaped his own tragic suicide, blowing his brains out on cam for all to see.

Later it turned out that there were about 20 hours of videotape that he had made documenting his descent into psychopathology, including painting his face green, shaving his head bald, walking around naked showing off his fatass body and his huge moobs, making and testing the acid bomb, and just generally being crazy as fuckall.

The entire 20 hours of tape is apparently available on Internet, possibly for free, possibly for money. It's fascinating to watch if you want to see hours and hours of sheer batshit nuts psychopathology and a man's descent into utter whackery. I'm thinking of getting ahold of the tapes and watching them for the sheer sick fascination of it.

There are sites on the Net about Ricardo Lopez, including testimonials from many people who knew him as a youth. Many expressed deep sadness about his descent, since when they had known him as a boy he had been such a nice person. Something went terribly wrong somewhere with Ricardo Lopez.

Ricardo Lopez is an interesting study in psychopathology. He's clearly not healthy, but I don't have the foggiest idea of what mental disorder to give him, if any. He may not be diagnosable at all, and the best diagnosis may be as it is in many cases: criminal.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Un Hombre con una Pala Clavada en la Cabeza



I am looking for translators to translate this post into German, Polish and Bulgarian. Email me if you are interested.

This is the Spanish translation of the
Man With a Shovel Stuck in His Head post. Tagalog translation (isinalin sa Tagalog).

En este extraño vídeo, un hombre de 21 años y su cómplice criminal estaban "robando en casas" en Manaus, Brasil. No estoy seguro de si eso significa que estaban robando cosas en las casas o cometían atracos a mano armada.

De todos modos, asaltaron muchas casa y, llegados a un punto, un grupo numeroso de residentes furiosos los persiguieron y empezaron a atacarles. Al hombre del vídeo le dispararon siete veces, pero aun así consiguió sobrevivir. Para colmo, le dieron con una pala justo en la cabeza. ¡Le golpearon tan fuerte con la pala que se quedó encallada en su cabeza! ¡En este vídeo se revuelca por el suelo durante un minuto con una pala clavada en la cabeza! Increíble.

Pero este chico no es exactamente una víctima inocente, como en muchos de los otros vídeos.

Monday, November 08, 2010

Man With a Shovel Stuck in His Head



I am looking for translators to translate this post into German, Polish and Bulgarian. Email me if you are interested.

Spanish translation (en Español). Tagalog translation (isinalin sa Tagalog).


In this very strange video, a 21 year old man and his criminal partner were "robbing homes" in Manaus, Brazil. I'm not sure whether that means they were burglarizing homes or committing armed robberies.

Anyway, they ripped off several homes and at some point, a posse of angry residents took off after them and started to attack them. The man in the video was shot 7 times but still managed to survive. To top it off, he received a shovel right in the head. He was hit so hard with the shovel that it stuck in his head! He is rolling around on the ground for about one minute in this video with a shovel stuck in his head! Unbelievable.

But this guy is not exactly an innocent victim like in so many of the other videos.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Vaca que Pierde su Rostro en Accidente de Tren



I am looking for translators to translate this post into German, Estonian and Bulgarian. Email me if you are interested.

This is the Spanish translation of the
Cow Loses Face in Train Crash post. Translator: Fabián Aguilar, a crazy guy from Bogotá, Colombia, who likes Saturdays.

¡Este video está bien loco! Una vaca fue herida en un accidente de un tren en algun lugar del mundo, posiblemente India. La vaca sobrevivió luego de que el tren la estrellara, sin embargo, ¡su cara fue arrancada por el tren! Aunque la calidad del video es deficiente, se nota que su cara fue arrancada. Pero de alguna manera, la vaca sigue viva y de pie en un prado.

Hacia el final del video, la escena cambia para mostrar gente dejando coronas de flores al lado de las carrileras del tren. Aparentemente también murieron personas en el accidente. El cual ocurrió posiblemente un poco antes de la escena. Tal vez haces pocos días. Esta vaca logró sobrevivir con su rostro arrancado por lo menos durante tres días. ¿Pero cómo?

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Cow Loses Face in Train Crash



I am looking for translators to translate this post into German, Estonian and Bulgarian. Email me if you are interested.

Spanish translation (en Español).


This video is pretty crazy! A cow was injured in a train crash somewhere, possibly in India. The cow survived being hit by the crashing train, but it got its face ripped off the by the train! Though the video quality is poor, the cow's face has apparently been torn right off. Yet somehow, the cow is still alive and standing in a field. People are freaking out and filming this weird death-defying cow.

Towards the end, the video shifts to the side of the train tracks where people are laying wreaths. Apparently people have been killed by the train crash, probably passengers on the train. The crash probably occurred a short while before, possibly a few days before. This cow has managed to survive for probably at least three days with its face torn off. How?

Monday, October 04, 2010

El Hombre Sin Rostro

This is the Spanish translation of the Man with No Face post. Translated by by Fabián Aguilar, a crazy guy from Bogotá who likes Saturdays.

I am looking for translators to translate this post into Norwegian. Email me if you are interested.

German version (in deutscher Sprache). French version (en Français).


Vas a tener que hacer clic sobre la vista previa de la imagen para tener una vista completa de esta extraña serie de fotos. Este sujeto sufrió alguna extraña especie de herida alrededor de sus ojos y su nariz. Sencillamente, sus ojos y nariz desaparecieron y sólo hay un enorme hoyo donde deberían de estar. Le realizan una cirugía y básicamente le dejan un rostro y ojos falsos. Una mierda muy extraña y rara.



Por favor haz clic en la vista a miniatura para tener una mejor vista de estas horribles fotos.

Hombre Negro con la Cara Abierta

German translation (in deutscher Sprache).

This is the Spanish translation of the
Black Man with Split Face post, translated by Fabián Aguilar, a crazy guy from Bogotá who likes Saturdays.

No tengo ni la más mínima idea de quién es esta foto, pero seguro es intensa. Aparentemente este pobre tipo aún está vivo, aunque parece imposible. Esto demuestra que puedes tener una herida de cara abierta y de alguna manera sobrevivir. Espero que este sujeto haya tenido una cirugía reconstructiva. Odiaría tener que caminar así para siempre.

L'Homme Sans Visage

This is the French version of the Man with No Face post. Translator: Natalie from France.

I am looking for translators to translate this post into Norwegian. Email me if you are interested.

Spanish version (en Espanol ). German version (in deutscher Sprache).


Vous devez cliquer sur le cliché pour mieux voir cette étrange série de photos. L'homme souffre d'une terrible sorte de blessure dans la région autour du nez et des yeux. En un mot, son nez et ses yeux ont disparus, il y a un énorme trou à l'endroit où ils devraient être. Une intervention chirurgicale a été effectuée et il a reçu une greffe de visage, durant laquelle il a obtenu un visage et des yeux qui semblent factices, en plastique. Vraiment étrange et dérangeant.


Cliquez sur le cliché miniature pour voir ces horribles photos.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Der Mann Ohne Gesicht

This is the German translation of The Man With No Face post. Translator: Dan Bablinskas.

I am looking for translators to translate this post into Norwegian. Email me if you are interested.

French translation (en Français).


Damit ihr eine gute Ansicht von dieser sehr kommischen Fotoserie habt, mußt ihr auf den Daumen klicken. Der Kerl hat irgendeine schreckliche Verletzung um seine Nase und Augen erlitten. In einfachen Worten, seine Nase und Augen sind weg und es gibt ein riesiges Loch wo die sein sollen. Eine Operation wird sich unterziehen und er wird mehr oder weniger eine Gesichtsverpflanzung gegeben, wobei er ein falsches Gesicht und falsche Augen kriegt. Echt kommische, echt störende Scheiße.


Bitte, klickt auf den Daumen, so daß ihr eine gute Ansicht von diesen schrecklichen Fotos haben könnt.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Man With No Face

I am looking for translators to translate this post into Norwegian. Email me if you are interested.

German version (in deutscher Sprache). French version (en Français). Spanish version (en Espanol).


You are going to need to click on the thumb to get a good view of this very weird picture series. The man suffered some sort of a horrible injury to the area around his nose and eyes. In a word, his nose and eyes are gone, and there is a huge hole where they ought to be. An operation is performed, and he is basically given a face transplant whereby he gets a fake face and eyes. Really weird and disturbing stuff.

Please click on the thumbnail to get a good view of these horrible photos.

Black Man With Split Face



Spanish version here (en Español). German translation (in deutscher Sprache).

I haven't the faintest idea what this is a picture of, but it sure is gross. Apparently this poor guy is still alive, though it seems impossible. This goes to show that you can have a split face injury like the poor Arab boy did in this video and somehow manage to survive it. I hope this guy had reconstructive surgery. I would hate to walk around like this forever.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Photo of James Vance, Failed Shotgun Suicide



This is an incredible photo and video of James Vance, who tried to blow his brains out with a shotgun but unfortunately was unsuccessful and survived. It seems he put the shotgun under his chin and fired upwards. He lived, but his face is seriously mangled in the worst way. If I had to get up every day and look at that in the mirror, I think I would go back and finish the job once and for all.

On December 23, 1985, just in time for the holidays, Vance and friend Ron Belknap, both seriously depressed teenagers, made a suicide pact. Then they went to the local church playground while loaded on various drugs and shot themselves in the face. Belknap luckily died, but Vance unfortunately lived, having given himself the worst Christmas present anyone could ever get.

Vance spent the next three years undergoing reconstructive surgery and treatment drug abuse and suicidal thoughts. He died in 1988 from complications of surgery and his use of methadone to try to cure himself of opiate addiction. Cause of death was methadone overdose, and it is thought that he may have successfully committed suicide.

His parents sued the rock group Judas Priest for wrongful death claiming that their song lyrics made Vance attempt suicide, but they lost the case.

In the video above, Vance sits at the scene of the suicide attempt and tells what happened on that day.


James Vance, failed shotgun suicide victim. Reconstructive surgery has been somewhat successful, but he's been left looking like a freak.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

John Graziano Head Wound



This video is pretty disturbing!

It shows John Graziano, a 23 year old former US Marine who was in a terrible car accident in Florida in 2008. Nick Bollea, 17, son of Terrance "Hulk Hogan" Bollea, was drunk and driving his father's car with Graziano as a passenger when he lost control and hit a raised median, spinning the car around and causing it to hit a palm tree. Graziano was terribly injured in the accident, and from the looks of this incredible video, it looks like he lost a lot of the front part of his brain.

Attorneys for Graziano (Who contacted the attorneys?) filed papers last year in Pinellas County Court accusing Terrance Bollea, his estranged wife Linda, their son Nick Bollea and family friend Daniel Jacobs of three counts of negligence, seeking unknown damages, in the horrific injury that Graziano suffered. Apparently the adults allowed Nick Bollea to consume alcohol at their home and then gave him the keys to the 1998 Toyota Supra that crashed later on.

Graziano is expected to need remedial care in nursing homes for the rest of his life. His intellectual powers appear severely diminished, and for all intents and purposes, he's a wide-awake vegetable. It's hard to believe you can stay alive when you are missing that much of your brain.