Farmer verheuballt sich selbst

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Dieses Video ist verrückt! Ein Mann zieht sich auf dem Feld eines Farmers nackt aus und springt dann in einen Heuballen. Dann schaltet sein Freund die Ballenpresse an, und der Mann ist in einen Heuballen gepresst! Am Ende spuckt die Maschine ihn aber wieder aus, anschließend steht er lachend als menschlicher Heuballen auf. Ich frage mich ob das nicht etwas gefährlich ist?

Femmes de Couleur Bouffent du Poulet Frit et se Saoulent

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This is the French translation of the Black Female Fried Chicken Eating and 40 Oz Drinking Contest by super translator Natalie from France.

Cette vidéo rend les gens de couleurs tellement laids que l'on pourrait penser que c'est une bande de blancs racistes qui a tourné les images avec des acteurs de couleurs rémunérés. Mais non, c'est un concours actuel, les Blacks se préparent pour ce concours de bouffe, ils s'amusent, donc il n'y a rien de raciste, en dépit du fait que l'idée même du concours joue sur le racisme et ses stéréotypes.

Je n'arrête pas de rire tout le long de cette vidéo, c'est si ridicule.

Ces concours de bouffe sont toujours dégueulasses.

Celui-ci est plus fort que de voir une bande de gros Blancs engloutissant des hamburgers et des hot dogs.

Ces poulettes de banlieue sont habillées pas mal du tout.

La section des commentaires est pleine de jérémiades énervantes sur le thème de combien cette vidéo fasse de tort aux Noirs.

Je ne prends pas cela au sérieux et même si ça fait mal, on doit se rappeler que c'est du vrai et pas une parodie faite par VNN ou un autre site raciste.

Je pense que nous devons ajouter quelques vidéos trash rapidement, par souci d'égalité.

Wedstrijd voor Negerinnen: Wie Kan het Meeste Gebraden Kippevlees Eten en de Meeste Liters Drinken

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Deze video stelt zwarten in zo'n ongunstig licht dat men zou denken dat blanke racisten hem geproduceerd hadden met hulp van zwarte acteurs. Maar nee, het is een echte wedstrijd. Zwarten hebben deze wedstrijd georganiseerd en ze genieten ervan, dus is het helemaal niet racistisch, ondanks het feit dat reeds het idee van zo'n wedstrijd naar racistische stereotypen verwijst.

Ik moest bij het kijken naar deze video de hele tijd lachen. Zo belachelijk is het.

Die eetwedstrijden zijn altijd zo ordinair.

Het is beter dan naar een groep dikke blanke hufters te kijken terwijl ze hamburgers en hot dogs verslinden.

Die gettomeiden zijn ten minste goed gekleed.

De commentaarplaats is vol met met geėrgerde zwarten die erover jammeren hoe ongunstig deze video hen presenteert. Een man zei: "Deze video heeft ons 300 jaar achteruitgezet."

Ik zal dat niet zo serieus nemen, en ik dacht dat het een lolletje was, maar je moet je knijpen om te beseffen dat dit echt is en geen door de VNN of andere racisten gemaakte parodie.

Ik vind dat we binnenkort enkele video's over blanke lomperds erbij moeten doen in het belang van raciale billijkheid.

Mørkhudet dame deltar i fritert kylling-spising og 40 oz-konkurranse

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Denne videoen får svarte til å virke så dårlige at du skulle tro at en haug med hvite rasister egentlig lagde denne med betalte svarte skuespillere. Men nei, det er en faktisk konkurranse. Svarte folk satte opp denne konkurransen, og de nyter det, så det er ikke noe rasistisk med det, til tross for at selve ideen om konkurransen spiller på rasistiske memer.

Jeg kunne ikke stoppe å le hele veien gjennom denne videoen. Det er bare latterlig.

Disse spisekonkurransene er alltid ganske ekle.

Jeg tror faktisk dette slår det å se en haug med feite hvite som stapper i seg hamburgere og pølser.

I det minste var jo disse ghettokyllingene pent kledd.

Kommentardelen er full av forbanna svarte folk som klager over hvor dårlig denne videoen får dem til å virke. En fyr sa: "Denne filmen setter oss 300 år tilbake."

Jeg har ikke tenkt å ta det hele som seriøst, og jeg trodde det var et kick, men du må klype deg selv for å minne deg selv på at dette er ekte og ikke en parodi laget av VNN eller noe annet rasistisk nettsted.

Jeg tror vi trenger å legge ut noen videoer av idiotiske hvite ganske snart av hensyn til like mye av hver.

Gara di Polli Fritti e Super Boccali di Birra per Ragazze Negre

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This is the Italian translation of the Black Female Fried Chicken Eating and 40 Oz Drinking Contest post. Translator: Paolo from Trieste.

In questo video l'immagine della razza nera ne esce talmente male che si potrebbe pensare ad una fiction ideata da una regia razzista che vuole sputtanare all'ennesima potenza i 'negri', utilizzandoli pure come attori !

Ed invece è tutto VERO: sono le riprese LIVE di uno di quei concorsi demenziali che imperversano nel nostro mondo idiota.

Forse c'erano delle subdole motivazioni razziste nella mente degli organizzatori, ma comunque i partecipanti di colore si sono divertiti un mondo ad esibire i propri istinti primordiali.

Guardando questo video così ridicolo mi sono fatto delle grasse risate dall'inizio alla fine.

In generale, queste gare a chi mangia o beve di più sono sempre delle esibizioni pacchiane (e penose) della stupidità umana e ci si diverte poco a vedere un branco di grassi maiali bianchi impegnati a trangugiare dozzine di hamburger o hot dogs in pochi secondi. Questo concorso li batte tutti e devo dire che quelle negrette sono vestite niente male...

I commenti al video sono improntati all'indignazione per la messa alla berlina della gente di colore, sono pieni di risentimento per la brutta figura. Un commento vale per tutti : "con questo video siamo tornati indietro di 300 anni."

Non mi sembra opportuno prendere troppo sul serio un concorso così folle ed eccessivo, ma comunque fa riflettere il fatto che non si è trattato di una parodia fatta da VNN o di propaganda razzista: era tutto vero !!

Ora, per la 'par condicio', penso sia indispensabile trovare al più presto qualche video trash con protagonisti i bianchi : non ho dubbi che quando si tratta di bassezze non abbiamo rivali...

Mujeres Negras en un Concurso de Comer y Beber

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Este vídeo deja tan mal a la gente de raza negra que podríais pensar que una panda de blancos racistas lo dirigió y contrató unos actores negros. Pero no, es un concurso real. Unas personas de etnia negra organizaron este concurso y lo disfrutan, así que no hay nada de racista en ello, a pesar del hecho de que la idea principal del concurso está basada en estereotipos racistas.

No pude parar de reírme durante todo el vídeo. Es simplemente ridículo.

Estos concursos de comer siempre son bastante asquerosos.

Creo que esto supera incluso ver a un montón de blancos gordos y grasientos devorando hamburguesas y perritos calientes.

Por lo menos estas chicas de gueto están muy guapas así vestidas.

La sección de comentarios está llena de gente negra cabreada quejándose de lo mal que los deja este vídeo. Un chico dijo: "Este vídeo nos ha hecho retroceder 300 años en la historia."

Yo no voy a tomármelo tan seriamente, es más, yo al principio creí que este vídeo era una ofensa, pero llega un momento en que tienes que pellizcarte para recordarte que este vídeo es real y no una parodia hecha por la VNN o alguna web racista.

Creo que pronto voy a tener que añadir más vídeos de "basura blanca" con tal de que aquí todo el mundo quede igual de perjudicado.

Concurso de Comer Frango Frito e Beber Litros para Negras

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Este vídeo dá uma impressão tão desfavovável dos negros que a gente pensaria que um grupo de racistas brancos o produziram com atores negros pagos. Porém, é um concurso real. Gente negra organizou este concurso e gosta dele, e por isso não há nada racista nele, apesar de que a idéia mesma do concurso sugere preconceitos raciais.

Eu não podia parar de rir durante o vídeo inteiro. É ridículo mesmo.

Estes concursos de comer sempre são bem nojentos.

Acho que isso deve ser melhor que assistir a uma turma de grosseiros brancos gordos devorando hambúrgeures e cachorros-quentes.

Pelo menos, essas moças negras estão bem vestidas.

A seção de comentários está cheia de negros ofendidos que se queixam dá péssima impressão que o vídeo dá deles. Um cara disse: "Este vídeo nos empurra de volta 300 anos."

Não vou levar tudo isso a sério, e acho que era uma curtição, mas a gente deve se lembrar que o vídeo é real e não uma paródia feita pela VNN ou um site racista.

Acho que bem logo devemos adicionar alguns vídeos de caipiras brancos em prol do equilíbrio racial.

Black Female Fried Chicken Eating and 40 Oz Drinking Contest

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This video makes Blacks look so bad you would think that a bunch of White racists actually directed this with paid Black actors. But no, it's an actual contest. Black folks set up this contest, and they are enjoying it, so there's nothing racist about it, despite the fact that the very idea of the contest plays on racist memes.

I couldn't stop laughing all the way through this video. It's so ridiculous.

These eating contests are always pretty gross.

This beats seeing a bunch of fat White slobs wolfing down hamburgers and hot dogs.

At least these ghetto chicks are dressed nice.

The comments section is full of pissed off Blacks moaning about how bad this video makes them look. One guy said, "This video just set us back 300 years."

I'm not going to take it all that seriously, and I thought it was a kick, but you have to keep pinching yourself to remind yourself that this is real and not a parody made by VNN or some other racist site.

I think we need to add some White Trash videos pretty soon in the interest of equal time.

Granjero Se Comprime en Paca de Heno

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Este vídeo is increíble! Un hombre en un campo de siembra se saca la ropa hasta quedarse desnudo, y salta dentro de un costal de heno. Su amigo entonces prende la embaladora y el sujeto es embalado hasta ser convertido en un costal de heno por la maquina! La maquina entonces lo escupe afuera. El se levanta hecho un costal de heno viviente, y riéndose. Yo me pregunto si esto no sera un poco peligroso?

Farmer Hay Bales Himself

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This video is crazy! A man in a farmer's field strips naked, then hops into a hay bale. His friend turns on the baler and the guy is packed into a bale of hay by the machine! The machine then spits him out at the end. He stands up as a human bale of hay, laughing. I am wondering if this is not a little bit dangerous?

Quatre Animaux Un Broyeur

This is a French translation of 4 Animals 1 Grinder .

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Le premier animal est une vache, le second un cochon, le troisième une autre vache, et le dernier un cheval.

Je n’en crois pas mes yeux, ce n’est pas vraiment horrible ou catastrophique comme la majeure partie des autres vidéos ici. C’est assez brut, mais c’est la vie mec. Cela nous montre ce qui se passe dans un centre d’équarrissage. Tout le bétail mort est poussé vers un broyeur par un ascenseur puis broyé par cette machine incroyable : os, têtes, sabots et tout le reste.

Un tas d’articles sur le Net affirment que ces vaches sont vivantes. Ce n’est pas vrai. Elles paraissent vivantes seulement quand le broyeur se met en marche; en fait, elles bougent dans tous les sens à cause de la puissance de l’appareil.

Une autre idée fausse est que les animaux sont mixés et destinés à l’alimentation humaine, comme les hot dogs par exemple. C’est faux.

Ce sont des animaux qui sont morts à la ferme, donc ils sont sûrement impropres à la consommation (humaine). Certaines personnes affirment que les produits de l’équarrissage pourraient être destinés à l’alimentation animale (en particulier pour les poulets) ou pour l’alimentation des animaux de compagnie, ce n’est pas une pensée agréable (en effet c’est la cause de la maladie de la vache folle)...L’idée que tout ceci finisse dans la gamelle de nos animaux de compagnie me fait de la peine. Si, c’est vrai. Je ne mangerai plus jamais de croquettes pour chien.

Je pense que d’habitude les animaux broyés finissent en engrais, ce qui est une façon inoffensive de les utiliser. On produit aussi de la graisse animale, pour les moteurs. On en fait même du savon de cette purée de cheval. (purée de Mr Ed dans le texte original ndt)

Les gens ne se rendent pas compte que le bétail meurt tous les jours, en particulier dans les exploitations modernes. Ils n’y pensent jamais mais...comment se débarrasser des chevaux, vaches et cochons morts ? Vous ne pouvez pas les déposer au coin de la rue pour les éboueurs. Et il n’est pas facile de les enterrer dans un trou. Nous n’avons pas de cimetière pour vaches et chevaux, et les incinérateurs ne les acceptent pas.

C’est là qu’intervient le centre d’équarrissage. J’imagine que l’on vend la carcasse à l’usine d’équarrissage, qui vous envoie du personnel pour emporter l’animal. Ils le ramènent à l’usine, le broient et en font du compost ou autre chose. Une chose que vous devriez savoir à propos de ces centres d’équarrissage est que l’odeur y est nauséabonde, comme l’affirment les riverains.

Le gars qui s’occupe du monte charge doit avoir le pire boulot de ce pays. Imaginez-vous à la place de ce gars qui doit nettoyer le broyeur. C’est un sacré désordre.

À la fin le monte charge jette un cheval dans l’appareil, regarder cet appareil en train de broyer est incroyable. Ce qui m’a soufflé, c’est le bruit de ce mixeur géant quand il hache les os et les crânes. Super !

Il y a un passage assez désagréable, lors de la deuxième vache (2’11 dans la vidéo) où la carcasse laisse échapper un énorme jet, pendant qu’elle est broyée. Cela signifie que l’animal est resté en décomposition pendant un certain temps et a gonflé. C’est une autre raison pour laquelle cette viande est impropre à la consommation humaine.

Cette vidéo était disponible depuis quelques années, mais depuis la mi-aoùt 2009 elle cartonne !

Il y a une incroyable quantité de choses que l’on peut regarder sur Internet. Avant Al Gore, combien d’entre nous avaient déjà vu une usine d’équarrissage en action ?

La société qui produit cet appareil se trouve au Danemark. Pensez à la technologie employée dans cet engin. Il s’appelle le PB 30/60 Crusher.

Quelques considérations:

Ça pourrait quand même être une super machine pour appliquer la peine de mort ! Fini cette connerie d’injection létale. Meurtre au premier degré? Je vous condamne au broyeur! On pourrait vendre des tickets pour une coquette somme, pour que les spectateurs viennent voir le meurtrier qui se fait mouliner vivant. On pourrait ensuite utiliser les bénéfices pour aider les caisses de l’état, ainsi l’état pourrait dépenser l’argent pour aider les gens.

Je veux une de ces machines ! Où est-ce que je peux en acheter une ? J’aimerais m’en servir pour quelques uns de mes ennemies. Je les ficellerais, je les jetterais sur la rampe de chargement et m’en débarrasserais dans le Broyeur. Puis j’encaisserais 1000 euros par spectateur, deviendrais riche et me barrerais avec la recette.

Nous devrions utiliser cet appareil sur les êtres humains pour les broyer. De cette façon nous pourrions sauver pas mal de place dans les cimetières et utiliser l’espace de futurs cimetières pour construire des épiceries, des supermarchés et autres choses indispensables.

À présent, je pense que quand je mourrai, je souhaiterais être broyé de cette façon. On pourrait le faire sous forme d’enterrement, et tous les invités pourraient regarder pendant que je suis haché, en grignotant du pop corn et d’autres trucs.

Après avoir été haché je souhaiterais être mis en boite de conserve sous le nom "Robert Lindsay Pâtée" et donné à mon chaton, en supposant que j’en ai un. Si je n’ai pas de chat je demanderais à devenir de la nourriture pour chat, parce que je les aime. De cette façon les chats feraient un festin avec quelqu’un qui les aime vraiment. Les chats m’ont donné tant d’amour dans ma vie que cela serait ma manière tout à fait spéciale de le leur rendre !

Il ont du avoir un sacré rock brutal, mortel et métallique joué en fond sonore, n’est-ce pas ?

Ça serait sympa de voir un éléphant mort ou une girafe jetés dans cette machine, juste pour rire...

Dans mes rêves, il y aurait 600 chaînes sur le câble. Une serait "la chaîne de la déchiqueteuse d’animaux." Cette chaîne montrerait le broyeur en train d’hacher des animaux, toute la journée. Pour rendre les programmes plus intéressants, ils pourraient varier les sortes d’animaux à broyer. J’allumerai la télé durant des heures, en faisant mon travail, même en bruit de fond. Je changerai probablement de chaîne lors du repas.

Il existe plein de possibilités d’utilisation de cette machine.

Nous pourrions prendre un enfant Blanc obèse, élevé par une mère célibataire avec des Twinkies et des jeux vidéo, et le coller sous la machine. La viande du broyeur à bétail sortirait tout autours de lui et même sur lui. Elle atterrirait sur son visage tout en le recouvrant.

Nous aurions des ouvriers avec des pelles, pour lui enlever la viande ainsi il ne serait pas enterré. Il pourrait garder sa bouche ouverte, et un peu de la viande tomberait dedans. Puis il la mangerait. Nous le tiendrions là-dessous, il deviendrait de plus en plus gras. Après 10 ans de ce traitement, il serait si gras qu’il pourrait devenir le Roi d’Allemagne.

Nous pourrions mouliner les animaux et les donner à Disney. Disney pourrait les reconstituer en êtres humains, particulièrement en stars préférées des teen-agers Selena, Miley et Britney. En peu de temps les fans hystériques se rendront compte que leur idole était un cheval haché.

On pourrait utiliser cet appareil pour tenter de résoudre les conflits insolubles. En broyant des cochons et des vaches, en faisant des films de cela et en les distribuant dans les zones de conflit, peut-être que nous pourrions faire des progrès dans le conflit hindo musulman au Cachemire.

Les possibilités sont infinies !

Quattro Animali Un Macinatore

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This is an Italian translation of Four Animals One Grinder by "Natalie of France."

Il primo animale è una mucca, il secondo un maiale, il terzo una mucca, e l'ultimo un cavallo.

Il video non è proprio raccapricciante o catastrofico come la maggior parte degli altri filmati presenti nel blog. E' abbastanza difficile da guardare. Si vede quello che succede in un centro di raccolta e macinazione di carcasse animali. Il bestiame morto è spinto da un montacarichi verso il macinatore, poi viene tritato da questo apparecchio incredibile: ossa, teste, zoccoli e tutto il resto.

Ci sono un sacco di articoli in internet che sostengono che le mucche sono vive. Non è vero. sembrano vive soltanto quando il macinatore si mette in moto; in realtà si muovono a causa dell'enorme potenza dell'apparecchio.

Un'altra idea errata è che gli animali tritati siano destinati all'alimentazione umana, per produrre hot dogs per esempio. Non è vero.

Si tratta di animali morti in azienda agricola, e quindi impropri al consumo. Certe persone sostengono che i prodotti derivati dalla macinazione delle carcasse potrebbero essere destinati all’alimentazione animale (pollame) oppure per l’alimentazione degli animali domestici.

Non è un pensiero gradevole, in effetti questo tipo di "riciclaggio" è la causa dell’apparizione del morbo della mucca pazza. L’idea che tutto questo finisca nella ciottola dei nostri animali di compagnia mi spezza il cuore. Davvero. Non mangero’ mai più crocchette per cani.

Penso che di solito gli animali finiscano come fertilizzante, il che rappresenta un metodo inoffensivo di utilizzarli. Si produce pure del grasso animale per motori. Si riesce anche a fare del sapone di questa purè di cavallo (Mr Ed nel testo, ndt).

La gente non si rende conto che il bestiame muore ogni giorno, particolarmente nelle moderne aziende agricole. Non ci si pensa mai, ma come fare per smaltire cavalli, mucche e maiali morti ? Non si puo’ mica depositarli nel cassonetto. E’ difficile scavare un buco per seppellirli. Non esistono cimiteri per mucche e cavalli, e gli inceneritori non li accettano.

Ed è qui che entra in ballo il centro di smaltimento carcasse animali. Immagino che si vende l’animale morto al centro di smaltimento, gli addetti vengono a prenderlo. Lo portano al centro e lo macinano per produrre fertilizzante o qualcosa di simile. In questi centri l’odore è insopportabile, come lo attestano le persone che abitano in prossimità.

Il tizio che si occupa del montacarichi ha sicuramente il peggior lavoro del paese. Pensate al tizio che pulisce il macinatore. Guardate il disordine.

Alla fine il montacarichi butta un cavallo nell’apparecchio, è incredibile...il rumore del macinatore gigantesco quando trita le ossa e i crani. Wow !

C’è una sequenza particolamente sgradevole, alla seconda mucca (2’11) si vede un getto enorme dalla carcassa mentre viene tritata. Significa che l’animale è andato in decomposizione durante abbastanza tempo, ed è gonfiato. E’ un’altra delle ragioni per le quali la carne è impropria al consumo.

Questo video era disponibile in rete da qualche anno, ma da metà agosto risquote un gran successo.

Esiste un’incredibile quantità di roba da guardare in internet. Prima di Al Gore, chi di voi aveva già visto funzionare un centro di smaltimento carcasse ?

La società che produce questo macinatore si trova in Danimarca. Pensate un po’ alla tecnologia adoperata in questo apparecchio. Si chiama PB 30/40 Crusher.

Alcuni pensieri:

Sarebbe un aggeggio fantastico per l’applicazione della pena di morte ! Basta con l’iniezione letale ! Omicidio premeditato ? Condannato al macinatore ! Si potrebbero vendere i biglietti per una bella cifra, la gente verrebbe a vedere il condannato frullato vivo. Il ricavato andrebbe nelle casse dello Stato, così lo Stato potrebbe adoperare questi soldi per aiutare i cittadini.

Un macinatore lo voglio anch’io !!!! Dove posso comprarlo ? Mi piacerebbe adoperarlo contro qualche nemico. Lo legherei, lo butterei sulla rampa di carico e me ne sbarazzerei nel Macinatore. Poi incasserei 1000 dollari a spettatore e me ne andrei con il ricavato.

Si dovrebbe adoperare questa macchina per tritare gli esseri umani. Cosi’ potremmo salvare tanto spazio cimiteriale, ed adoperare le aree dei futuri cimiteri per costruire supermercati e altre cose altrettanto indispensabili.

Attualmente penso che quando moriro’, desidero essere frullato cosi’. Si potrebbe organizzare un funerale, con invitati che guardano mentre mi faccio tritare, mangiando pop corn e cose simili.

Una volta tritato desidero diventare scatolame col nome "Robert Lindsay Kitekat” ed essere dato in pasto al mio gattino, supponendo che ne abbia uno. Se non ho un gatto voglio comunque essere trasformato in cibo per gatti, perchè li amo.

Così i gatti festeggieranno mangiando qualcuno che li ha amati con tutto il cuore. I gatti mi hanno dato cosi tanto amore in vita mia e questa sarebbe la mia maniera tutta speciale di tornarglielo.

C’é un rock brutale, mortale e metallico come sottofonodo, vero ?

Sarebbe divertente vedere un elefante morto o una giraffa, buttati nel macinatore, tanto per farci quattro risate...

Nel mio paese dei sogni ci sarebbe la tele con 600 canali via cavo. Un canale chiamato "tele-macinatoio" mostrerebbe l’apparecchio in funzione tutto il giorno. Per rendere i programmi più interessanti, si potrebbe macinare ogni sorta di animali. Guarderei la tele tutto il giorno, mentre lavoro, anche come sottofondo. Cambierei canale all’ora dei pasti.

Ci sono molte possibilità d’impiego per questo apparecchio.

Si potrebbe prendere un bambino Bianco obeso, cresciuto da una madre single a forza di Twinkies e videogiochi, per metterlo sotto il macinatore. La carne trita cadrebbe intorno a lui, sul suo viso, ricoprendolo interamente. Gli operai spalerebbero la carne in modo da evitare di seppellirlo.

Potrebbe tenere la bocca aperta, la carne cadrebbe dentro, facendolo diventare sempre più grasso. Dopo dieci anni di questa “dieta” sarebbe cosi’ grasso che potrebbe diventare il Re della Germania.

Si potrebbe tritare il bestiame e darlo a Disney. Disney potrebbe ricostituire gli animali in esseri umani, in particolare le star preferite dai teen agers Selena, Miley e Britney. Ci vorrà poco tempo ai fan isterici per rendersi conto che il loro idolo era un cavallo macinato.

Si potrebbe adoperare il macinatore per tentare di risolvere i conflitti impossibili da risolvere. Macinando mucche e maiali, riprendendo le immagini e distribuendone i film nelle zone di guerra potremmo far progredire il conflitto indo musulmano in Cachemire.

Le possibilità sono infinite !

Funny Motivational Posters

The problem with the PC Left is they have no sense of humor. Most humor is sexist, racist or just plain cruel in some way or another. PC humor is pretty much an oxymoron. In the spirit of offending everyone without getting this blog a content warning, check out some great motivating posters. There's something here to offend just about everyone.

From the Pirate 4X4 ORV Forum, a lot of Photoshop work in the spirit of motivational posters. You will need to click each pic to enlarge it and see it better.

My favorites so far are the Boobs and Seal posters. Runners up - MySpace, 58 Drunk and Horny, Sometimes, Rope and Bathroom Mirror.

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Legal Question

Given the situation above, I have some questions.

1. Has a crime occurred?
2. If so, is it a statutory offense?
3. If so, is statutory rape?
4. If so, it is a moosedemeanor?

What the Heck? Juggalo Funeral

A real White trash funeral, complete with booze cooler casket and the bereaved dressed in their Sunday best.

The latest death toll figures from Hurricane Katrina can be seen on this website here. The famous Russian neo-Nazi video is on this blog here.

There is something about this picture that really bothers me. Those people with the Insane Clown Posse t-shirts are known as juggalos. Juggalos are the fanbase of the Detroit White hip hop group Insane Clown Posse.

Juggalos have lately gotten a reputation for being associated with a lot of crimes, to the extent that they are now considered to be a White street gang. But only about 15% of juggalos are involved in gang-related criminal activity.

There is something just so wrong about showing up at your baby's funeral wearing Insane Clown Posse t-shirts. And the coffin looks like a beer cooler. And if you look at the really weird markings on the coffin, there are two aliens engaged in a shootout.

The story around this baby's death is that it died preterm when the woman with the dyed hair was 6-7 months pregnant, due to her very heavy use of drugs. She was supposedly a very heavy drug user who took all sorts of drugs every day during her pregnancy, resulting in the stillbirth of the baby preterm. Afterward, she supposedly sued the hospital for killing the baby, when in fact it was her drug abuse that did it.

What's even worse was she called in to some Juggalo radio show and talked about her dead baby for about a minute, then started bitching about some merchandise they never sent her.

This is her MySpace page. It's worse. Here is a closeup of the cartoon images on the casket from the Myspace page along with some text:

The "psychopathics" from outer space are going to protect this stillborn baby from evil? WTH?

Here is the funeral announcement from the MySpace page:

Juggalo Ho posted:

R * I * P

*Anabelle Lotus Krawczyk*
05 - 11 - 2008


Mother ~ Julie aka Juggalo Julz
Father ~ Joe aka Druggalo JK47

BORN ~ Mothers Day, Sun.

May 11, 2008 10:39am

DIED ~ Mothers Day, Sun.

May 11, 2008 10:52

FROM MOMMA, JUGGALO JULZ::

MY LITTLE NINJETTE DIED 1 IN A MILLION MEDICAL ERROR..FOR NO REASON. THE DOCTORS SHOOK THERE HEADS AT ME AND SAID WERE DONT KNOW WHY OR HOW. WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT? MY DAUGHTER SHOULD BE IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW AND SHES GONE AND THATS PRICELESS TO ME!!! I PROMISED MY LOTUS I WOULD GET JUSTICE FOR HER DEATH TO MY VERY LAST BREATH! PLEASE HELP A JUGGALO FAMILY OUT.....

EVERY & ANY JUGGALO & JUGGALETTE IS INVITED TO MY BABY NINJETTE ANABELLE LOTUS KRAWCZYK FUNERAL..WERE ALL A gently caress’N FAMILY AND OUR LITTLE LOTUS IS GONE TO SHANGRI-LA...
PLEASE WRITE ME BACK HERE OR EMAIL IF U WILL COME. IM STILL MAKING ARRANGEMENTS. ON DATE OR TIME YET..

BEST WISHES ~

PLEASE WEAR ANYTHING DARK LOTUS OR IF U FONT HAVE LOTUS ANYTHING PSYCHOPATHIC GEAR TO HER FUNERAL

PLEASE JUGGALOS IF U CAN DONATE ANYTHING EVEN.

$0.01 OR $1.OO WILL HELP US TO GET A HEADSTONE FOR OUR DAUGHTER.

YOU CAN DONATE AT THE FUNERAL
OR IF U CANT ATTEND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STILL DONATE ANYTHING TO OUR HOME AND EMAIL ME ON HERE AND I WILL SEND U MY ADDRESS...

PLEASE BRING A LOTUS FLOWER THEY ARE SO RARE TO FIND. OR PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ONE.. IM HAVING A LOT TROUBLE FINDING IT...

PLEASE FAMILY COME AND SUPPORT US IN OUR DARKEST HOUR...NINJA DOWN

MCL JULIE & JOE


WHERE ~ MALEC & SONS FUNERAL HOME

ADDRESS ~ 6000 N. MILWAUKEE AVE.
CHICAGO IL 60646

FUNERAL HOME PHONE ~ 773 - 774 - 4100

DATE ~ FRIDAY MAY 23 2008

TIME ~ 9:00AM - 1:00PM (Service starts at 9:00AM then we go to the cemetery)

*REMEMBER AT A FUNERAL WE ALL FOLLOW TOGETHER TO THE CEMETERY AFTER THE SERVICE.....

LAYED TO REST AT ~ EDEN CEMETERY

ADDRESS ~ 9851 W. IRVING PARK ROAD
SCHILLER PARK IL 60176

CEMETERY PHONE ~ 847 - 678 - 1631

*WE PRAY TO SEE ALL JUGGALOS THERE FOR ANABELLE LOTUS....

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT,
A GRIEVING JUGGALO MOTHER & FATHER

You've got to be kidding? "Ninja down"? The mother's name is "Juggalo Julz", and the father's name is "Druggalo JK47"? Tell me this isn't true. Something about that is just wrong.

I realize I have been told that it's un-Commie of me to make fun of White trash, and there's nothing really funny about a stillborn baby, but sometimes I just can't help myself. It's always sad when a kid dies, but at least she didn't get to be raised by these parents.

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The Republican Base

The latest death toll figures from Hurricane Katrina can be seen on this website here. The famous Russian neo-Nazi video is on this blog here.

Updated October 15:

The Base, summed up in a picture that tells a thousand words.

Jesus, man. GMAB. No wonder McShame is losing.

I mean, nothing against guys like this, but they just don't resonate with your average American, you know? And it seems like in past campaigns we saw fewer and fewer "God Hates Fags" guys like this out stumping for the Republicans. Instead of being a Party of Patricians and Plutocrats, the Republicans are starting to look like the Party of the Abnormal.

Evolve or go extinct, Republicans!

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Jesus Loves Tortillas

Look closely and you can see the Son of God in yellow outline, Shroud of Turin-like, in the center of the heated and rolled slab of dough. If you're schizophrenic, this is a secret message telling you to go to the nearest taco truck, buy two rolled tacos of any type, and eat them, right now. If you aren't and are merely a believer, you may be having a religious experience right now. I'm not, but then, I'm so secular, I'm just this side of agnosticism.

Guy shows up everywhere, huh? All those Mexican Catholics going to Mass all the time and praying finally had an effect. Jesus repays their prayers by showing up on their favorite form of flattened dough.

Wonder if he likes tacos too?

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Jesus Makes You Fat

Updated July 7:

Dude shows up in the darnedest places.

Wouldn't you think, being a good guy and all, he would rather apparition himself in some health food?

Now why Jesus, sitting up in Heaven nice and comfy and all, would want to leap head-first into a boiling vat of cooking oil is beyond me, but seeing what he went through on that cross, maybe he likes the victim and suffering thing.

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Uncle Semite

Subtitle, "Not Your Father's Anti-Semitism".

Ok, this site is pretty funny. I don't think it's really anti-Semitic at all, but I'm not sure. The whole thing is pretty much tongue in cheek, and after a while I thought it was another one of those fake anti-Semitic sites those hilarious Jewish comedians are always putting up.

According to recent studies by the Anti-Defamation League, anti-Semitism is on the rise in Europe, Russia, and the United States. In Arab media, diatribes against Jews are increasingly overt and commonplace, "the elevator music for the Arab world." Much of this anti-Semitic expression is characterized by shrill rhetoric and old prejudices, leaving little room for fresh dialog on the subject.

Uncle Semite seeks to elevate the conversation, moving the rhetorical, knee-jerk anti-Semitism of the past towards a progressive, "green" anti-Semitism, relevant in our time.

We hope you enjoy your stay with us at uncle-semite.com.* If this site displays improperly, please install the latest version of Fire Foxman, Sephardi, or your favourite web browser. Until this site can be fitted with a proper Content Management System, brief postings will be made below.

That's actually pretty damn funny right there. Haha! As far as the articles go, it's mostly leftwing anti-Zionist or at least anti-Israel stuff, pretty much like this blog.

I did read Shitler's List, and that was pretty damn funny too.

Shilter's List is an archive of the 120,000 people who signed the petition to have Jew-Watch removed from Google's search engine, because when folks typed in "Jew", the first link they got was Jew-Watch, which is run by some sort of anti-Semite Holocaust Denier type with a German name. Creepy!

I don't really like Jew-Watch, but it's one of my brother's favorite sites. He never had anything against Jews until he sued the local cops for tasering him with stun guns just to torture someone for fun. The lawyer was some Jewish guy. Well, my brother found out and told my grandpa, who, bless his departed heart, was also an anti-Black racist and mild anti-Semite, but that's what happens when you are born White in St. Louis in 1890 or so.

My grandpa made some cryptic comment about Jewish lawyers that meant Jewish lawyers were crooks, but I thought it meant they were the best to get you off the hook. Well, my brother repeated the comment and the lawyer went nuts, wanted to know all about our grandpa, wanted to know what kind of name my brother's last name is (his last name is German, but he has a different last name than I do).

When he found out my brother had a German last name, he went totally psycho. My brother was just trying to apologize. Well, after that day, if you know Jews, things were never the same. My brother was an anti-Semite from an anti-Semitic German family. The lawyer quit trying to get a good deal and just sold out for peanuts and moved down to Mexico to retire. Plus, he sold out via a sweetheart deal with a Jewish judge.

Then my brother started developing some anti-Semitism and read all up on da Jews. Result is my brother is a good guy, and he's brilliant, but he's a bit of an anti-Semite, and it's all cuz of some stupid Jewish lawyer with a persecution complex.

Anyway, if you go through Shitler's List, it serves sort of like a WhoozaJew software program, because it is chock full of Jews! This is unfortunately important to know, as it's important to try to figure out why some public figures act like they do and why some writers write what they do.

Jews are sneaky and tricky and use fancy hairstyles to cover up the horns on their head. They deviously change their names and take Gentile names, but almost never Christian or Christina.

Run the WhoozaJew program and uncover any suspicious dark-haired person's deepest tribal connections.

I usually just go to Google and type "last name" + Jewish and try to go from there.

Keep in mind that a lot of Jewish names are also German names. As the Germans say, there's a little bit of Jew in every German, which makes the Holocaust all the more poignant really, as it makes it seems suicidal.

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Where is Bin Laden in 2008?

Personally, I say Nuristan in Afghanistan and Dir District across the border in Pakistan, but what do I know. I've only been studying this for 6 years now. That's where he is in the winter-time. Right about this time, Bin Laden starts leaving his winter home in Dir and Nuristan and starts to take off inland towards higher ground.

He heads east towards Kohistan, or north up towards Chitral, and then maybe even way up along the Roof of the World up by where Pakistan, China and Afghanistan all come together, where hardly anyone ever even goes. Way up there, his party supposedly stays in caves. They may travel in convoys of SUV's, but usually Bin Laden just travels in donkey convoys that are very long and may contain large numbers of traveling men.

Bin Laden and company just kind of blend in. They move through the tribal lands, and no one really notices or cares all that much. Who knows if he ever gets recognized.

Most up there protect him anyway. In the past few years, a US patrol in Nuristan came close to bin Laden's winter headquarters, and the team that protects him (an inner circle called the Black Guard) was supposedly getting ready to kill themselves and Bin Laden if the US troops got too close and they were going to get captured.

As it was, the US troops either moved away or Bin Laden's band escaped, and there was no mass suicide. That's what no one ever understands about this Bin Laden thing. The guy is suicidal and so are all the maniacs around him, so he's never going to be taken alive anyway, although his head on a pole will look great to whoever nabs him.

Meanwhile, enjoy Osama Bin Laden On Top of the World, an older piece that did not get read too much. Lots of fantastic info and pictures, including repeated Bin Laden sightings in the area, and the dates when he was thought to be there. Be sure that the Pakistani ISI knows where the guy is most of the time though. Bet on it. Be nice if they would tell us. Some allies!

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